Minggu, 28 November 2010
Parodi time
Gara Gara bawang . . .
Hidup jaebum sangat tenang di drom sampai suatu ketika, saat dia sedang berjalan ke arah dapur dia mendengar suara isakan
Jaebum : -mengintip ke arah dapur-
Taecyon : -sedang terisak sambil mengusap matanya-
Jaebum : melangkah ke arah taecyon-
Jaebum : taec~? What’s wrong man?
Taecyon : Sniff..sniff
Jaebum mencoba menenangkan taecyon
Jaebum : ada apa? Kau bisa berbagi dengan hyung, aku akan mendengarkannya
Taecyon : - masih terisak –
Jaebum : lupakan perkataan member yang lain, mereka tidak bermaksud menyakitimu
Jaebum memeluk taecyon untuk menghentikan tangisannya
Taecyon : hyung sniff sinff
Jaebum : apa taec? Hyung mendengarkan
Taecyon : pelukanmu sangat menyentuh dan sebagainya tapi
Jaebum : tapi knp taec?
Taecyon : rasanya canggung motong bawang dengan posisi seperti ini
Jaebum :!@$%#$%^&*
Parody 2
Bulu ketiak !
Saat drom sepi, junho melangkah ke kamar mandi untuk mandi
Dia sengaja mengambil saat sepi untuk mandi agar dia bisa berlama lama di kamar mandi
Sementara itu jaebum dan chansung sedang bermain petak umpet *di korea apa ya namanya?*
Chansung : hyung sembunyi , aku akan mulai menghitung
Jaebum : tidak bisa, kaukan tidak bisa menghitung
Chansung : aku bisa hyung
Jaebum : kau yakin
Chansung : yakin
Jaebum : benarkah?
Chansung : iya
Jaebum : setelah angka 7 apa?
Chansung : 6 ! cepat sana sembunyi
Jaebum langsung berlari ke kamar mandi tanpa pikir panjang
Lalu. . .
“NICHKUUNN HYUNGGG!” junho berteriak dari kamar mandi
Nichku yg sedang tidur langsung ke kamar mandi
“wae junho?”
“hyungg!, jaebum hyung ! dia berani beraninya melihat @#$!@#$%^&*(bulu ketekku!
@#@#$%^&*($%^&*()
Nichkun : jae beraninya kau melihat !@#$%^%$#@bulu ketekny!@#$%^&*()
Jaebum lari keluar dengan terburu buru
Dari kamar mandi terdengar suara desahan junho
“ah.. khun ...hyu..ngg , cepat ...cukur !@#$%^&*^%$bulu ketekku@#$%^&%$#@!#$%
*heheh maaf ya aku sensor karena kata kata bulu ketek itu terlalu fullgar*
Parodi 3
Tentang wooyoung . . .
Di kolam renang
Taecyon : ah sial sampoku habis, wooyoung boleh aku minta sampomu?
Wooyoung memberikan samponya ke taecyon
Taecyon : gomawo, aku berhutang padamu, bagaiman bila ku traktir makan?
Wooyoung : baiklah aku ingin steak
Taecyon : emm .. ummm
Wooyoung : okok kalau begitu pizza
Taecyon : sebentar aku cek dompetku dulu
Wooyoyng : kalau begitu steak ayo kita pesan
Taecyon : ya ! uyong ! jangan pesan duluuu
15 menit kemudian
Wooyoung : ah aku kenyang , gomawo taecyon hyung * memegangi perutnya yang sudah kenyang*
Di pojokan taecyon menangis “NOOOO”
Parody 4
Nichkun tiba tiba berubah jadi mobil dan hanya member 2pm saja yang tau dengan hal ini
Jaebum: hari ini cuaca sangat cerah ya khun
Nichkun : honk honk * suara tlakson mobilnya*
Jaebum dan nichkun berada di garasi, jaebum merasa bersalah karena tidak tau bagaimana cara
mengembalikan nichkun ke wujud manusianya, jadi dia memutuskan untuk menjada nichkun agar tetap bersih
Jaebum : khun aku akan mencucimu ok
Khun : honk honk ^^
Udara sngat panas, jaebum membuka bajunya dan mencuci nichkun
Jaebum menaruh perutnya di kaca jendela saat dia mencoba mengelap kaca yang lain absnya mengenai jendela kaca nichkun
Jaebum : nah sudah bersih ^^, tunggu sebentar aku akan ganti baju
Jaebum mask ke drom untuk mengganti bajunya
Jaebum : astaga nichkun
Nichkun sangat kotor degan lumpur, kertas toilet, dan es krim di mana mana
Jaebum : aku tidak bisa melakukkan ini sendirian, aku membutuhkan bantuan
Jaebum memanggil member untuk membantunya
Karena udara sangat panas semuanya membuka baju dan saling menyemprotkan air satu sama lain
Nichkun : honk honk honk honk ^_^ honk
Parody 5
Jaebum keluar dari kamarnya untuk mengambil air
Saat di dapur dia melihat ok taecyeon sedang memandang jendela sambil senyum senyum sendiri
“yo taec, sedang apa kau?” sapa jay
Jaebum mencoba melihat apa yang dia lihat, jaebum hanya melihat kucing di luar jendela
“tidak ada hal yang menarik” kata jaebum sambil meminum minumannya
“ayolah hyung, itu bukan hanya sekedar kucing” kata taecyon
Jaebum melihat ke luar jendela lagi
“yang aku lihat hanya dua ekor kucing itu saja” kata jaebum polos
Taecyon : kucing putih kecil itu kamu hyung
Jaebum : what ? apa yang kucing satunya lakukkan padaku ..MAKSUDKU pada kucing itu?
Taecyon : kucing yang besar itu aku
Jaebum terdiam saat melihat kucing besar itu menimpa kucing kecil , dari sudut pandang jaebum, mereka
seperti sedang kawin (padahalmah lagi maen oppa -_-“)
Jaebum : ha~ taec, aku tidak tau kalau kau menyukaiku
Jaebum berjalan kembali ke kamarnya
Taecyon : hah? Tunggu hyungg kau salah sangkaaa, sh*t
Parodi 6
Wooyoung sedang bermalas malasan di lantai depan TV sampai tiba tiba jaebum berlalu di depannya
Wooyoung : Hyunngg~
Jaebum : apa?
Wooyoung : hyung, kau taukan bahasa inggris sudah sangat mendunia
Jaebum : of course I know
Wooyoung : tapi aku tidak pernah bisa menguasainya hyung
Jaebum : tenang saja woo, aku yakin kau pasti bisa, lagipula kan ada aku yang akan mentraslatekannya
Wooyoung : iya kau mentraslatekannya dengan bahasa korea yang tidak jelas dan membuat bahasa yangt baru
Jaebum : “….”
Wooyoung : aku berencana untuk bersekolah di luar negri, kau tau untuk belajar
Jaebum : teruslah belajar woo, kau pasti bisa
Wooyoung : hyung aku punya 1 pertanyaa lagi
Jaebum : apa?
Wooyoung : apakah rumahmu di seattle cukup besar untuk Homestay ?
Jaebum : WHAT ?
Heheh maaf ya kalo rada jayus garing gini heheh
Jumat, 26 November 2010
Jumat, 19 November 2010
this make me cry and happy in the same time
2PM's interview.. when they were still 7
WARNING: everything enclosed in “<>” are MY side comments
Q: If for one day you gave the spot as leader to another member, who would it be? And the reason?Jaebum: ….(out of it)
Junho: You don’t know what “Yang-do” (transfer) means??
Jaebum: But one of you guys being the leader is just so unbelievable.. keke. It would have to be Junsu. He trained so long for 4 years with me and his skills, well…
Junho: Next, because of age
Junsu: It’s burdensome… kekekeke
Q: Then, to the other members, if you guys were to choose another leader to take over after Jaebum?
Taecyeon: As long as it’s not Junsu keke
Khun: And as long as it’s not Taecyeon keke
Junho: Just have Jaebum do it~
Jaebum: Yes, only I can be the Leadja
Q: Who is the member that you’re grateful for having in your team?
Khun: Jaebum-hyung. He dances well, sings well, and does well on variety shows.
Jaebum: This is for sure, Khun.
Khun: He speaks English well, although not Korean kekeke
Jaebum: I’ve become an amazing man too?
Chansung/Junho: Khun-hyung
Chansung: Junsu-hyung
(Junsu: yaaah~ of course~)
Chansung (to Jaebum): You have to dance.
Junho: Wooyoung. It’s good to have someone so talented in the team and so the feeling is good too (The other members quietly agree.)
Junho: The other hyungs say they don’t need me.. keke
Jaebum: I need you all
WARNING: everything enclosed in “<>” are MY side comments
Q: If for one day you gave the spot as leader to another member, who would it be? And the reason?Jaebum: ….(out of it)
Junho: You don’t know what “Yang-do” (transfer) means??
Jaebum: But one of you guys being the leader is just so unbelievable.. keke. It would have to be Junsu. He trained so long for 4 years with me and his skills, well…
Junho: Next, because of age
Junsu: It’s burdensome… kekekeke
Q: Then, to the other members, if you guys were to choose another leader to take over after Jaebum?
Taecyeon: As long as it’s not Junsu keke
Khun: And as long as it’s not Taecyeon keke
Junho: Just have Jaebum do it~
Jaebum: Yes, only I can be the Leadja
Q: Who is the member that you’re grateful for having in your team?
Khun: Jaebum-hyung. He dances well, sings well, and does well on variety shows.
Jaebum: This is for sure, Khun.
Khun: He speaks English well, although not Korean kekeke
Jaebum: I’ve become an amazing man too?
Chansung/Junho: Khun-hyung
Chansung: Junsu-hyung
(Junsu: yaaah~ of course~)
Chansung (to Jaebum): You have to dance.
Junho: Wooyoung. It’s good to have someone so talented in the team and so the feeling is good too (The other members quietly agree.)
Junho: The other hyungs say they don’t need me.. keke
Jaebum: I need you all
This is make me Cry so Hard , 100 alasan untuk mencintai jaebum
Reasons to Love Park Jaebum 100
Reasons to Love Park Jaebum 100
1. Because you are 2PM’s Leadja
2. Because you are 2PM’s heart
3. Because you’re a muscle man but has smiling eyes like an angel
4. Because you are guy that takes good care of himself
5. Because you have abs that are more awesome than Usher’s
6. Because you made your abs from Choco-chex
7. Because on stage you have a pose that no one can imitate
8. Because on unlike being on stage, you lose your mind easily
9. Because you are an acrobatic person
10. Because you are an emoticon person
11. Because you match clothes colors
12. Because you are a guy that matches to the color pink the best in the whole world
13. Because you are a respectful guy
14. Because any hairstyle matches you
15. Because even a suit matches you very well
16. Because the way you make double eye-lids is of great charm
17. Because you act like a kid around mango
18. Because you are an idol that goes around saying you like nipples
19. Because on shows you ruin yourself without hesitation
20. Because you do Rated-R shows well
21. Because while the other members watch porn, you don’t
22. Because you are good at annoying Taecyeon
23. Take off..don’t take off…because you always take off your clothes
24. Because you relay God’s message to the members
25. Because you use Chansung’s earphones like your own
26. Because by going to Seattle, you left your notebook there and only brought back the mouse
27. Because the vampire costume fits you so well
28. Because you were so pretty even wearing a stocking over your head
29. Because your didn’t wear underwear during a shoot so they wouldn’t get wet
30. Because you dance well, but are also good at singing, but also good at rapping
31. Because you are able to intimidate Chansung and Taecyeon with merely a fan
32. Because you use Jaebum’s “fusion dialect”
33. Because you were worried that Junho wouldn’t be able to have babies with those kinds of pants
34. Because of your confidence, that even though you are not good at driving, you act like you are
35. Because you continue to drive even after running into a [Mercedes] Benz
36. Because you know that Wooyoung wears a thong
37. Because it seems like you’re going to expose your lower parts someday
38. Because your lower body is weak in comparison to your upper body.
39. Because you dance to Chae Yeon’s “Shake” better than she can or anyone else
40. Because while autographing, you wrote so honestly in the P.S. that you really needed to go to the bathroom
41. Because you honestly said on a show that you were drinking water for having diarrhea
42. Because you match wife beaters better than anyone else in this world
43. Because you’re a grandpa that has to eat Glucosamine due to your damaged cartilage
44. Because you dance perfectly to girl group songs, such as “Gee” and “Forever Love”
45. Because you tried to expose Wooyoung
46. Because when Wooyoung couldn’t speak because of his throat during an interview, you read out loud everything he wrote
47. Because you said that only you can be the Leadja
48. Because you dream of 2PM conquering the world
49. Because you do Kim Jaedong’s impersonation very well
50. Because you didn’t have your ID, but danced to Again and Again in front of a club and was allowed in
51. Because of your modesty- when anyone would agree that you are amazing, you say you’re not
52. Because you have thick lips you have to wet often
53. Because you have a very good voice
54. Because you sing with your beautiful voice for us
55. Because you are a caring Leadja who really loves and takes care of his members
56. Because you have milky skin like a baby
57. Because your embarrassing pictures are still very stylish
58. Because you even made the “ssanti” (cheap) dance very natural
59. Because you make us continue studying English
60. Because you really love your family and think of them
61. Because even though you’re the leader, you don’t seem like one, and you don’t seem like a leader, but you are the forever leader
62. Because you are more passionate that anybody else
63. Because you are cute, but sexy
64. Because the ends of your eyes turn up and no one can copy this
65. Because you said that hottests are the best fans in the world
66. Because you are one of hottests’ reasons to live
67. Because you are the hottests’ president
68. Because I feel like going crazy if you’re not next to me
69. Because you don’t forget you’re a rookie and try your very best
70. Because you’ve become the center of our lives
71. Because my heart jumps like crazy by just looking, hearing, thinking about you
72. Because you are a present from the sky
73. Because you are an angel who gives it his all for everything you do
74. Because every time I see you, you look different
75. Because of your infinite charms
76. Because your addiction is too much
77. Because there is no way out
78. Because for always showing us more than what we expect
79. Because even though you are playful like a child, on stage you are a serious adult
80. Because you don’t lie
81. Because you know how to appreciate everything
82. Because you are skilled and know how to do anything and everything
83. Because your past is still stylish
84. Because you are a “Beast Idol”
85. Because regardless of what I’m doing, I only see you
86. Because 2PM and hottests are forever
87. Because you taught me how to truly like someone and wait for him
88. Because you are a person who helps your younger brothers to shine before taking care of yourself
89. Because you had the courage to give up everything and come to Korea in order to become a singer
90. Because when I look at you, my smile never ends
91. Because without you, it doesn’t matter if I live or die
92. Because without you, I cannot be fixed
93. Because without you, I cannot laugh again
94. Because the more I look at you, you have so many good qualities
95. Because I cannot hate you
96. Because you are my destiny
97. Because you are just Park Jaebum
98. Because you are one of 7 people
99. Because only you can make it 2:00pm
100. Because I know that you are definitely going to return
Reasons to Love Park Jaebum 100
1. Because you are 2PM’s Leadja
2. Because you are 2PM’s heart
3. Because you’re a muscle man but has smiling eyes like an angel
4. Because you are guy that takes good care of himself
5. Because you have abs that are more awesome than Usher’s
6. Because you made your abs from Choco-chex
7. Because on stage you have a pose that no one can imitate
8. Because on unlike being on stage, you lose your mind easily
9. Because you are an acrobatic person
10. Because you are an emoticon person
11. Because you match clothes colors
12. Because you are a guy that matches to the color pink the best in the whole world
13. Because you are a respectful guy
14. Because any hairstyle matches you
15. Because even a suit matches you very well
16. Because the way you make double eye-lids is of great charm
17. Because you act like a kid around mango
18. Because you are an idol that goes around saying you like nipples
19. Because on shows you ruin yourself without hesitation
20. Because you do Rated-R shows well
21. Because while the other members watch porn, you don’t
22. Because you are good at annoying Taecyeon
23. Take off..don’t take off…because you always take off your clothes
24. Because you relay God’s message to the members
25. Because you use Chansung’s earphones like your own
26. Because by going to Seattle, you left your notebook there and only brought back the mouse
27. Because the vampire costume fits you so well
28. Because you were so pretty even wearing a stocking over your head
29. Because your didn’t wear underwear during a shoot so they wouldn’t get wet
30. Because you dance well, but are also good at singing, but also good at rapping
31. Because you are able to intimidate Chansung and Taecyeon with merely a fan
32. Because you use Jaebum’s “fusion dialect”
33. Because you were worried that Junho wouldn’t be able to have babies with those kinds of pants
34. Because of your confidence, that even though you are not good at driving, you act like you are
35. Because you continue to drive even after running into a [Mercedes] Benz
36. Because you know that Wooyoung wears a thong
37. Because it seems like you’re going to expose your lower parts someday
38. Because your lower body is weak in comparison to your upper body.
39. Because you dance to Chae Yeon’s “Shake” better than she can or anyone else
40. Because while autographing, you wrote so honestly in the P.S. that you really needed to go to the bathroom
41. Because you honestly said on a show that you were drinking water for having diarrhea
42. Because you match wife beaters better than anyone else in this world
43. Because you’re a grandpa that has to eat Glucosamine due to your damaged cartilage
44. Because you dance perfectly to girl group songs, such as “Gee” and “Forever Love”
45. Because you tried to expose Wooyoung
46. Because when Wooyoung couldn’t speak because of his throat during an interview, you read out loud everything he wrote
47. Because you said that only you can be the Leadja
48. Because you dream of 2PM conquering the world
49. Because you do Kim Jaedong’s impersonation very well
50. Because you didn’t have your ID, but danced to Again and Again in front of a club and was allowed in
51. Because of your modesty- when anyone would agree that you are amazing, you say you’re not
52. Because you have thick lips you have to wet often
53. Because you have a very good voice
54. Because you sing with your beautiful voice for us
55. Because you are a caring Leadja who really loves and takes care of his members
56. Because you have milky skin like a baby
57. Because your embarrassing pictures are still very stylish
58. Because you even made the “ssanti” (cheap) dance very natural
59. Because you make us continue studying English
60. Because you really love your family and think of them
61. Because even though you’re the leader, you don’t seem like one, and you don’t seem like a leader, but you are the forever leader
62. Because you are more passionate that anybody else
63. Because you are cute, but sexy
64. Because the ends of your eyes turn up and no one can copy this
65. Because you said that hottests are the best fans in the world
66. Because you are one of hottests’ reasons to live
67. Because you are the hottests’ president
68. Because I feel like going crazy if you’re not next to me
69. Because you don’t forget you’re a rookie and try your very best
70. Because you’ve become the center of our lives
71. Because my heart jumps like crazy by just looking, hearing, thinking about you
72. Because you are a present from the sky
73. Because you are an angel who gives it his all for everything you do
74. Because every time I see you, you look different
75. Because of your infinite charms
76. Because your addiction is too much
77. Because there is no way out
78. Because for always showing us more than what we expect
79. Because even though you are playful like a child, on stage you are a serious adult
80. Because you don’t lie
81. Because you know how to appreciate everything
82. Because you are skilled and know how to do anything and everything
83. Because your past is still stylish
84. Because you are a “Beast Idol”
85. Because regardless of what I’m doing, I only see you
86. Because 2PM and hottests are forever
87. Because you taught me how to truly like someone and wait for him
88. Because you are a person who helps your younger brothers to shine before taking care of yourself
89. Because you had the courage to give up everything and come to Korea in order to become a singer
90. Because when I look at you, my smile never ends
91. Because without you, it doesn’t matter if I live or die
92. Because without you, I cannot be fixed
93. Because without you, I cannot laugh again
94. Because the more I look at you, you have so many good qualities
95. Because I cannot hate you
96. Because you are my destiny
97. Because you are just Park Jaebum
98. Because you are one of 7 people
99. Because only you can make it 2:00pm
100. Because I know that you are definitely going to return
Senin, 15 November 2010
It’s Parody time
Parody 1:
2pm Peraturan drom
“Peraturan di drom!” kata jaebum sambil membawa selembar karton besar dan menulis sesuatu di karton itu
“hyung itu pake bahasa inggris” wooyoung protes
“kita semua tidak bisa bahasa inggris” kata wooyoung lagi
“hey~! Aku bisa”
“junho , kalau kau bisa bahasa inggris, aku bisa bahasa cina” kata junsu sambil tertawa
Junho hanya diam tidak mengatakan apa apa
“itu tidak membuat perbedaan” kata nichkun sambil tiduran di sofa
“itu karena kau bisa membaca keduanya(korea – inggris)” jawab chansung
“kau tidak seperti seseorang yg aku kenal” kata chansung lagi
“hey!”
“Junho , chansng tidak membicarakanmu” kata taecyon
“ok ok arraseo” jaebum memandang peraturan drom dan menulius lagi
“Hyung”
“what?”
“apa ini?”
“peraturan drom”
“bukan, aku tau ini peraturan drom” kata wooyoung “tapi apa ini?”
“peraturan drom” jawab jaebum polos
“KENAPA ITU PAKE INGGRIS DAN KOREA?” wooyoung berteriak
“karena sebagian dari kita berbicara korea, dan sebagian lainnya bicara inggris duh”
All member : “......” *back sound suara jangkrik
Parody 2 :
“hyung bisa kita menambah peraturan drom?” tanya wooyoung sambil
memegang kertas karton
“apa?” tanya jaebum
“taecyon sama junsu hyung tidak boleh makan kecuali kamar mereka berhenti berbau seperti bau kaki”
“KAMAR KITA TIDAK BERBAU SEPERTI KAKI” junsu berteriak
“ITU BERBAU SEPERTI KAOS KAKI SAAT KAU PERGI KE GYM” kata wooyoung ,
“AKU TIDAK BISA TIDUR KARENA PINTUMU TERBUKA SEPANJANG MALAM” kata wooyoung lagi
“TAPI KAMAR KITA TIDAK SEPERTI BAU KAOS KAKI” teriak taecyon “AKU TIDAK PERGI KE GYM” katanya lagi
“tapi junsu hyung ke gym” nichkun menunjuk nunjuk junsu
“KALIAN INI DASA___JAEBUM! APA YANG KAU TULIS?”
Jaebum mengangkat kartos yg sebelumnya dia tulis
Peraturan nomer 43 : junsu dan taecyon tidak boleh makan bila kamar mereka masih berbau seperti kaos kaki
Taec junsu :X_X
Khun,woo,junho,chansung : horee
Parody 3 :
Ukiss
Alexander : member SNSD favoritku adalah taeyon
Kevin : kenapa dia?
Alexander: karena dia hampir mirip denganmu
Kevin : hah? Jadi kau menyukaiku?
Alexander cengar cengir
Parody 4
Saat cucian di drom 2pm bercampur aduk
“Junhoo! Kau liat boxerku?” tanya jaebum
“boxer yg mana hyung?” junho lagi ngejemurin pakaian dalam 2pm
“yg ono no yg pink, liat gk?” jaebum ngubek ngubek cucian yg baru dicuci junho
“oh yg ada gambar hello kittynya ya hyung?” tanya junho
“iya iya nah yg itu, kau liat gk?”
“aku kira itu punya chansung jadi aku kasihin ke dia” kata junho santai
“WTF? Kau kasih boxerku ke siapa? Ah buset dah lu itu boxer dari yayank jessica kok dikasih ke si giant megnae sih aisshhh” jaebum sprint ngejar chansung yg udh berangkat syuting KBS
Parody 5
Still Saat cucian di drom 2pm bercampur aduk
“aduh mana ya celanaku ?” wooyoung kebingungan nyari celana pendeknya(dibaca boxer)
Saat dia melihat junsu keluar dengan celana pendek bergaris putih biru wooyoung teriak
“HyUNG ITU PUNYAKU! Seorang fans memberikannya untukku!, lepaskan ppaliie!” kata wooyoung
“mwoya? Ini punyaku, apa yg kau bicarakan uyongie?” kata junsu heran
“ada namaku di celana itu kalau kau tidak percaya, itu punyaku” wooyoung ngotot
“ya~ aku fans memberikanku celana ini , ini bukan punyamu” junsu ikutan ngotot
Tiba tiba
“hyungg bagaimana celana pendekku? Seorang fans memberikan ini untuk kita ber 7, dia baik ya hyung?” chansung keluar dengan menggunakan celana pendek bergaris yg sama seperti punya wooyoung dan 5 anggota lainnya
Wooyoung hanya berjalan guntai, ‘ternyata celana itu bukan untukku saja’ gumamnya
Parody 6
Still Saat cucian di drom 2pm bercampur aduk
“YA~! OK taecyon!, hanya kakiku saja yg cocok mengenakan kaos kaki dengn gambar muka cantik jessica ! lepaskan sekarang juga!” suara jaebum menggema disepanjang drom
Heheh maaf ya rada GJ soalnya bikinnya sprint sambil ngerjain 2 ff lainnya hehehhe don’t forget comment ok
2pm Peraturan drom
“Peraturan di drom!” kata jaebum sambil membawa selembar karton besar dan menulis sesuatu di karton itu
“hyung itu pake bahasa inggris” wooyoung protes
“kita semua tidak bisa bahasa inggris” kata wooyoung lagi
“hey~! Aku bisa”
“junho , kalau kau bisa bahasa inggris, aku bisa bahasa cina” kata junsu sambil tertawa
Junho hanya diam tidak mengatakan apa apa
“itu tidak membuat perbedaan” kata nichkun sambil tiduran di sofa
“itu karena kau bisa membaca keduanya(korea – inggris)” jawab chansung
“kau tidak seperti seseorang yg aku kenal” kata chansung lagi
“hey!”
“Junho , chansng tidak membicarakanmu” kata taecyon
“ok ok arraseo” jaebum memandang peraturan drom dan menulius lagi
“Hyung”
“what?”
“apa ini?”
“peraturan drom”
“bukan, aku tau ini peraturan drom” kata wooyoung “tapi apa ini?”
“peraturan drom” jawab jaebum polos
“KENAPA ITU PAKE INGGRIS DAN KOREA?” wooyoung berteriak
“karena sebagian dari kita berbicara korea, dan sebagian lainnya bicara inggris duh”
All member : “......” *back sound suara jangkrik
Parody 2 :
“hyung bisa kita menambah peraturan drom?” tanya wooyoung sambil
memegang kertas karton
“apa?” tanya jaebum
“taecyon sama junsu hyung tidak boleh makan kecuali kamar mereka berhenti berbau seperti bau kaki”
“KAMAR KITA TIDAK BERBAU SEPERTI KAKI” junsu berteriak
“ITU BERBAU SEPERTI KAOS KAKI SAAT KAU PERGI KE GYM” kata wooyoung ,
“AKU TIDAK BISA TIDUR KARENA PINTUMU TERBUKA SEPANJANG MALAM” kata wooyoung lagi
“TAPI KAMAR KITA TIDAK SEPERTI BAU KAOS KAKI” teriak taecyon “AKU TIDAK PERGI KE GYM” katanya lagi
“tapi junsu hyung ke gym” nichkun menunjuk nunjuk junsu
“KALIAN INI DASA___JAEBUM! APA YANG KAU TULIS?”
Jaebum mengangkat kartos yg sebelumnya dia tulis
Peraturan nomer 43 : junsu dan taecyon tidak boleh makan bila kamar mereka masih berbau seperti kaos kaki
Taec junsu :X_X
Khun,woo,junho,chansung : horee
Parody 3 :
Ukiss
Alexander : member SNSD favoritku adalah taeyon
Kevin : kenapa dia?
Alexander: karena dia hampir mirip denganmu
Kevin : hah? Jadi kau menyukaiku?
Alexander cengar cengir
Parody 4
Saat cucian di drom 2pm bercampur aduk
“Junhoo! Kau liat boxerku?” tanya jaebum
“boxer yg mana hyung?” junho lagi ngejemurin pakaian dalam 2pm
“yg ono no yg pink, liat gk?” jaebum ngubek ngubek cucian yg baru dicuci junho
“oh yg ada gambar hello kittynya ya hyung?” tanya junho
“iya iya nah yg itu, kau liat gk?”
“aku kira itu punya chansung jadi aku kasihin ke dia” kata junho santai
“WTF? Kau kasih boxerku ke siapa? Ah buset dah lu itu boxer dari yayank jessica kok dikasih ke si giant megnae sih aisshhh” jaebum sprint ngejar chansung yg udh berangkat syuting KBS
Parody 5
Still Saat cucian di drom 2pm bercampur aduk
“aduh mana ya celanaku ?” wooyoung kebingungan nyari celana pendeknya(dibaca boxer)
Saat dia melihat junsu keluar dengan celana pendek bergaris putih biru wooyoung teriak
“HyUNG ITU PUNYAKU! Seorang fans memberikannya untukku!, lepaskan ppaliie!” kata wooyoung
“mwoya? Ini punyaku, apa yg kau bicarakan uyongie?” kata junsu heran
“ada namaku di celana itu kalau kau tidak percaya, itu punyaku” wooyoung ngotot
“ya~ aku fans memberikanku celana ini , ini bukan punyamu” junsu ikutan ngotot
Tiba tiba
“hyungg bagaimana celana pendekku? Seorang fans memberikan ini untuk kita ber 7, dia baik ya hyung?” chansung keluar dengan menggunakan celana pendek bergaris yg sama seperti punya wooyoung dan 5 anggota lainnya
Wooyoung hanya berjalan guntai, ‘ternyata celana itu bukan untukku saja’ gumamnya
Parody 6
Still Saat cucian di drom 2pm bercampur aduk
“YA~! OK taecyon!, hanya kakiku saja yg cocok mengenakan kaos kaki dengn gambar muka cantik jessica ! lepaskan sekarang juga!” suara jaebum menggema disepanjang drom
Heheh maaf ya rada GJ soalnya bikinnya sprint sambil ngerjain 2 ff lainnya hehehhe don’t forget comment ok
Jumat, 12 November 2010
Chibii Kpop 2
Kamis, 11 November 2010
My Vampire 7
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My Love For you |
Khun Pov
Aku harus memberitahu Yoona agar menyuruh jessica melakukkan ritual memanggil vampir, yah memang terdengar sedikit kuno tapi itu adalah satu satunya jalan agar jaebum hyung dapat ke rumah jessica noona, sekarang dimana anak itu aishh sinca membuang buang waktu saja , mungkin dia ada di halaman belakang
End khun pov
Author pov
Saat nichkun berjalan ke halaman sekolah dan melihat yoona sedang duduk termenung di sana
“ya~! AKU MENCARIMU DARI TADI PAGI!” nichkun mengagetkan lamunan yoona
“hey, knp berteriak teriak seperti itu?” yoona menatap heran ke arah nichkun
“sekarang aku akan memberitahukanmu supaya menyuruh kakakmu melakukkan ritual pemanggil vampire” kata nichkun
“ritual pemanggil vampire? Terdengar sangat kuno” kata yoona polos
“ya~! Kau mau atau tidak?” nichkun memamerkan taringnya
“arra arra, apa yg harus onnieku lakukkan?” tanya yoona gugup
“pertama matikan lampu kamar,nyalakan 20 batang lilin,siapkan karton putih,setelah itu tusuk jari jessica noona sedikit dan tuliskan kata selamat datang di karton itu” kata nichkun
“hah? Cuma segitu? Sangat simpel” kata yoona meremehkan
“diam dulu belum selesai, lalu ucapkan kaliamat pirlavam tanglada kulaa ulama muberlata” kata nichkun
“arra arra” kata yoona
“tapi hati hati, bila salah makan yg akan datang adalah vampir lain dan bisa saja vampir itu membunuh kakakmu” kata nichkun dengan tatapan dingin
“wae? Itu sangat berbahayakan? Knp kau menyuruh onnieku melakukkan hal seperti itu?” yoona memelototi nichkun
“hanya ini satu satunya cara, wish her luck” nichkun berlalu dengan cepat dan meninggalkan yoona yg masih bimbang
Yoona Pov
Othoke? Bagaimana ini? Aku takut membahayakan nyawa jessica onnie, tapi aku tdk tega melihatnya terus menangis, aku akan memberitahukan onnie untuk membawa semprotan bawang putih kalo begitu
End yoona pov
Jessica Pov
Hari ini melelahkan sekali, banyak tugas yg menumpuk, baiklah aku akan mulai mengerjakannya
“loh apa apaan ini? Kok kamar jadi gelap begini? Cuma ada cahaya lilin yg menerangi” kataku kaget saat masuk kamar
“onnie!” tiba tiba yoona menghampiriku
“yoona, apa apaan ini?” tanyaku kaget
“kau harus melaakukkan ritual memanggil jaebum oppa!” yoona memberikan karton putih ke tanganku
“mwoya? Ritual memanggil jaebum” tanyaku heran
“iya sebenernya sih namanya ritual memanggil vampir tapikan vampir yg aku maksud ya si jaebum oppa itu jadi aku rubah jadi itual memanggil jaebum” yoona hanya terkekeh
“apa apaan ini yoona?” jessica masih tidak mengerti
“aduh sudah onie lakukkan saja, tusuk jari onnie dan tulis selamat datang lalu ucapkan pirlavam tanglada kulaa ulama muberlata, tapi hati hati bila salah maka yg datang adalah vampir lain” kata yoona
“apa!”
“tenang saja bila vampir lain yg datang aku sudah siapkan cairan bawang putih agar dia tdk berani mendekat, onnie ini adalah satu satunya jalan untuk bicara dengan jaebum oppa” yoona memandang mata jessica dengan mantap
“ba...baiklah akan aku coba” perlahan lahan aku menusuk jariku dengan jarum dan menulis selamat datang, aku melirik ke yoona, dia berjalan ke luar kamar agar tdk menganggu percakapanku dengan jaebum”
Setelah itu aku membaca pirlavam tanglada kulaa ulama muberlata dengan keras agar jaebum dapat mendengarku
Aku takut yg datang adalah vampir lain aku menunggu dengan gugup
End jessica pov
Jaebum pov
Jam menunjukan pukul 11 malam, hmm kenapa aku merasa ada yang memangilku? Aku terus saja gelisah
Akhirnya aku putuskan untuk membiarkan tubuhku bergerak membawaku ke suatu tempat entah kemana
End jaebum pov
Nichkun pov
Aku membuka mataku, aku melihat jaebum hyung berjalan keluar rumah, aku hanya tersenyum
‘rupanya gadis itu berhasil melakukan ritual’ gumamku sambil memandang jaebum hyung pergi
End nichkun pov
Author pov
Dengan keadaan gelap jessica menunggu dipojokan, pandangannya sayup sayup menangkap sesosok bayangan memasuki jendela, tanpa pikir panjang jessica menyemprotkan air bawang ke mahkluk itu
“AAAHHHH” kata makhluk tersebum
“omg, jaebum? Miane aku kira kau vampir lain miane”
Rupanya cairan itu kena ke kepala jaebum
Sekarang jaebum meronta di lantai dengan rasa perih
Jessica langsung mengambil lap dan mengelap muka jaebum
“YA! RUPANYA KAMU YANG MELAKUKAN RITUAL? BAGAIMANA BILA VAMPI LAIN YG DATANG DAN MENYERANGMU? DASAR GADIS BODOH” jaebum setengah berteriak
“mii.ane tapi hanya dengan cara ini kau mau menemuiku” kata jessica hampir menangis
“untuk apa kau menyiramku dengan air bawang hah?” jaebum masih merasa kesal
“akukan sudah bilang , aku kira kau adalah vampir lain hu hu hu hiks hiks” jessica membantu jaebum duduk di pinggir kasur sambil terisak
“hentikan tangisanmu, cepat apa yg mau kau katakan aku mau pulang” jaebum berkata dengan judes
“jaebum itu..em aku minta maaf, aku salah paham, aku kira kau mencampakan aku, maaf , aku tau kau akan menikah dengan ivy, jadi sebelum kau benar benar pergi aku ingin minta maaf” jessica menunduk karena air matanya sudah mengalir
Jaebum hanya membeku mendengar perkataan jessica, entah mengapa di hatinya muncul perasaan hangat dan gembira
Jaebum mendekati wajah jessica, semakin dekat, semakin dekat dan ...
Jessica menutup matanya dan merasakan hembusan nafas jaebum di lehernya
“hmmm bau darah segar” gumam jaebum di kuping jessica
“Mwo?” jessica membuka matanya karena kaget mendengaar perkataan jaebum
“aku haus dan kau harus bertanggung jawab karena sudah menyiramku dengan air bawang” kata jaebum
Jessica hanya diam dan menutup mata sangking takutnya dam
“Hum”
Jaebum menyium bibir jessica dengan ganas dan liar
Jessica tidak membalas dan tidak mendorong jaebum, dia hanya mematung
Setelah lama berciuman jessica menghentikan untuk mengambil nafas
“my my baby, kau sudah menjadi gadis yang nakal selama 2 bulan terakhir ya, kau harus aku hukum, malam ini akan ku buat kau mengingat apa yg aku ucapkan” kata jaebum dengan tatapan napsu (tatapan napsu kayak gmn gitu?)
Jessica menunduk karena malu dia tidak mengingat perkataan jaebum dan akhirnya jaebum marah kepadanya
Jaebum menggigit pelan leher jessica
“emmm, ini untuk kau tidak mempercayaiku”
Jaebum menggigit kuping jessica
“hmmm ini untuk kau sudah menyiramku dengan air bawang”
Jaebum sekarang menggigit bibir jessica
“ ini karena kau sudah mencium TROLL”
Jessica hanya mendesah dan mengeluarkan suara rintihan
“aku tidak percaya dengan bibir ini kau mencium TROLL jelek itu” protes jaebum
“kalau begitu, bersihkan aku dengan sentuhanmu” goda jessica
Jaebum hanya tersenyum
“ tenang saja, malam ini akan ku buat kau mengingat kata kataku, kau harus menerima hukuman karena sudah menjadi gadis nakal”
Jaebum langsung mendorong jessica ke kasur dan melepaskan dengan paksa pakaian dan Bra jessica
Sekarang jessica hanya mengenakan celana pendeknya saja
Dengan perlahan jaebum menjilat leher jessica lalu turuun ke nipplenya
Gerakan jaebum yg perlahan membuat jessica mengeliat
Dan tiba tiba jaebum menggigit salah satunya dan membuat jessica menjerit tertahan
“ahh.. jay.. emmm... sakit.. pelan pelan”
Jaebum tidak memperdulikannya dan terus memainkan milik jessica
Lalu tangannya turun ke celana dalam jessica dan memasukkan 2 jari sekaligus
Jessica kaget dengan 2 jari jaebum yg tiba tiba masuk ke miss Vnya
“Ahhhhhgggrr, sakit, keluarkan, aku tidak tahan” pinta jessica
“maaf sweety, tapi malam ini kau harus menerima hukumanmu” jaebum mencium jessica dan menelan semua
desahan jessica
Setelah agak lama jaebum memaju mundurkan tangannya dia mencabut tangannya dan melihat jessica sudah basah
Jaebum berdiri dan membuka bajunya perlahan
Gerakan perlahan jaebum membuat jessica tidak sabar dan bangkit untuk membantu membuka baju jaebum
Setelah mereka sama sama tidak menganakan selembar kainpun jaebum mengarahkan tangan jessica ke juniornya
“kocok dengan tangmu lalu hisap” jaebum memerintahkan jessica
Jessica hanya menurut dan membuat jaebum mengeluarkan cairannya yg pertama
Setelah itu tanpa peringatan dan tidak hati hati jaebum memasukkan juniornya ke miss v jessica
Jessica menutup mulutnya dengan bantal agar tidak terlalu ribut
Setelah menunggu jessica siap jaebum baru memaju mundurkan juniornya , 10 menit kemudian jessica mengelurkan orgamsnya untuk yg kedua kalinya jaebum terus melakukan itu dengan berbagai posisi dan membuat jessica kepayahan
Sabtu jam 9 pagi
Jessica masih tidur sambil memeluk jaebum
Jaebum hanya tersenyum melihat muka lelah jessica lalu mengelus rambutnya
“emmm, jam berapa sekarang?” jessica terbangun
“jam 9 pagi chagiya” kata jaebum
“hah?” jessica kaget
“wae? Sekarang hari libur” kata jaebum polos
“aniya, aku kira semalam hanya mimpi tapi ternyata itu kenyataan” kata jessica malu malu
“hmm mau ulangi?” ajak jaebum
“aniya, rasanya sangat ngilu di bagian bawah, ayo kita sarapan”
Saat jessica mencoba berdiri dia tidk bisa berjalan dengan lancar karena dia merasa ngilu
Untung jaebum dengan cepat menangkapnya
“hmm kau tdk bisa berjalan dengan lancar” kata jaebum
“ini salah siapa ? terlalu bersemangat menghukumku sampai membuatku ngilu”
“araso, aku akan membantumu berjalan, tapi sebelum sarapan, kita mandi dulu arraso? Kita bau keringat”
jaebum menggendong jessica ke kamar mandi
“apa kau mau aku membantumu mandi juga?” tawar jaebum
“mwo?” jessica kaget
“aku anggap itu iya” jaebum menyalakn keran air di bak mandi dan meletakan jessica di bak mandi dan dia juga mask ke bak mandi
“ah rasanya nyaman mandi dengan air hangat” kata jaebum sambil membasahkan rambutnya
“jay, aku sangat senang kau bisa memaafkanku, tapi bagaimana dengan pernikahannya?” jessica khawatir
Jaebum ingat dia harus menikahi ivy
“aku akan membatalkan pernikahan itu, tapi kau harus ikut membatuku” kata jaebum
“ne aku akan membantumu” jessica tersenyum
“good, nah ayo kemari” jaebum menarik tangan jessica agar besandar di pangkuannya
“hmm i miss you so much, saranghamida park jaebum” bisik jessica di kuping jaebum
“nadou sarange jessica, kau tau? It’s turn me on... satu ronde lagi please” jaebum mencium jessica
“what? Aku masih merasa ngilu”
“hahah araso, aku tidk akan macam macam bila my honey masih merasa ngilu” jaebum mengelus kepala jessica dan membiarkannya membaringkan kepalanya dia bahunya yg kekar bahasanya )
Nah maaf yg ada Ncnya heheehhe gmn ? bagus gk? Author bikin ff ini sambil bikin 2 ff yg lain ahahahha author super bisa buat 3 ff sekaligus
Don’t forget to komen ok take care nantikan my vampi 8 ^^
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